





Full Commando Fitted Tee
Go big or go commando with this tee that’s equal parts action hero and cheeky humor. Bold and ready for action, this design pairs the ultimate 80s powerhouse with just enough censorship to keep things classy. Super soft, breathable, and snug with just the right amount of stretch—perfect for unleashing your inner commando, pants optional.
• 4.2 oz, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Unisex sizing
• Made one at a time and shipped responsibly. For a happy planet.
SIZE GUIDE
Go big or go commando with this tee that’s equal parts action hero and cheeky humor. Bold and ready for action, this design pairs the ultimate 80s powerhouse with just enough censorship to keep things classy. Super soft, breathable, and snug with just the right amount of stretch—perfect for unleashing your inner commando, pants optional.
• 4.2 oz, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Unisex sizing
• Made one at a time and shipped responsibly. For a happy planet.
SIZE GUIDE
Go big or go commando with this tee that’s equal parts action hero and cheeky humor. Bold and ready for action, this design pairs the ultimate 80s powerhouse with just enough censorship to keep things classy. Super soft, breathable, and snug with just the right amount of stretch—perfect for unleashing your inner commando, pants optional.
• 4.2 oz, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Unisex sizing
• Made one at a time and shipped responsibly. For a happy planet.